May 29, 2006


Alternate Life Perspective :: That Hansel's So HOT Right Now

Currently Listening To :: Southernplayalisticcadillacfunkymusik:: Outkast

The irony of this post is that I was writing a piece about comfort, living my life with the opportunity for the unexpected and seeking chances to be suprised. Then my browser crashed. There's a cliche including God, sense of humour and irony, but I'm scared that if I use it, something else might happen. Be careful what you wish for. There, I said it.

I want to be surprised. I need to be surprised. Disappointment, I am told, builds 'character' - but that's another post. However, this joint, and indeed, Outkast as a team or the individuals that are Andre 3000 and Big Boi aka Hot Tub Tony aka Francis the Savannah Chitlin' Pimp, rarely disappoint.

Speaking of not disappointing, neither does this film. An oldie but a goodie, with pearly whites of wisdom like this, you've just got to smile.

I hear a lot of words like "beauty" and "handsomeness"...and "incredibly chiseled features"

To me, that's like a vanity, a self-absorption that I try to steer clear of...

I dig the bungee. For me, it's just the way I live my life...

I grip it and I rip it...I live it with a lot of flair. I live it on the edge,
where I gotta be...

I wasn't like every other kid, who dreams about being an astronaut.

I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree.

Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting...Sting would be another person
who's a hero...

The music that he's created...I don't really listen to it. But the fact that he's making it, I respect that.

I care desperately about what I do.

Do I know what product I'm selling? No.

Do I know what I'm doing today? No.

But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot...

May 20, 2006

Tables Turn :: Turn Tables

Currently Listening To :: Enjoy It Now :: Tortured Soul

A while back I mentioned that my current employer was causing me a little conversational static and, dare I say, open hostility towards me and those close to me.

In the so-called "darkening" market of tobacco, there are lobby groups out there who are out to get us. They hate tobacco, the people who use it, and most of all, the people who sell it.

While companies like the one I work for make easy targets, I get a fleeting yet perverse feeling of satisfaction when other companies are caught out doing ill-doings. Most everyone assumes tobacco companies are doing the wrong thing anyway, so it's a comfort to know that other companies fuck up and get caught as much as people think we do.

When BAT got lambasted in the media for being proactive about helping to stop smokers littering their cigarette butts in public, the media cried out for the company to, pardon the pun, butt out. At times, it really is a no-win situation. As a close friend said early Sunday morning, people are going to make their own minds up, and trying to convince them otherwise is in part, a futile exercise. Unless someone wants to have their mind changed, and chances of that are quite slim.

As such, it's not hard to see the mirth in Virgin Blue's recent flaming by the media. With a climate rife with Da Vinci conspiracy pop culture, when you refer to a company project as "The Scheme" you're just asking for something to go wrong. In a cruel twist of irony, Virgin Blue CEO Brett Godfrey was also recently spotted on commercial television sprouting the values and abilites of Chartered Accountants - I'm sure the ICAA pulled the ad as soon as they got wind of the story. They knew the numbers enough to do that.

Being a pro-choice individual, I've always believed that everyone is entitled to their opinion. You might not like mine. I might not like yours. But I'm not here to preach or convert, incriminate nor pass judgement. I'm here to create some discussion.

So read, ask some questions, hear the issues. Let it swirl around your head - then make up your mind. Don't stop, can't stop, won't stop.

May 15, 2006

Everybody Explode! :: Can You Believe It?

Currently Listening To :: If I Ruled The World (Instrumental) :: Nas

On rare occasions, sometimes words just don't do something justice, but when you're inspired, even foreign tongues will be easy to comprehend. Tres cool I hear you say, but in the rare occasion where more is less, it's nice to know that there are those out there who feel the same way you do.

Because you know what? Life is HARD!!

But little things make it all better. With this car that I'm thinking of getting, it's like Maria Antonia Josepha Johanna von Habsburg-Lothringen said: "Then let them eat cake!"

Spacious interior
Leather shift gear lever
Environmentally friendly
Quiet and smooth ride and handling European styling
Power windows, mirrors and door locks
Leather steering wheel with audio control
MP3 compatible CD sound system
Choice of 2 fuel efficient engines (1.3L or 1.5L)
Air conditioning
Multiple storage compartments ABS with Electronic Brake-force Distribution (EBD) and Brake Assist (BA)
Safe-T-Cell 60:40 split fold, sliding rear seats
Fold flat rear seats (Hatchback only) & large luggage capacity
Tilt and Telescopic adjustable steering column
Driver’s and front passenger's SRS airbags
Electric Power Steering (EPS)

I mean, you just have to look at the specs - don't they just speak for themselves? I don't even need to post a picture, because the description is just so clear. Can't you see it? Do I need to paint a picture for you?

I've rearranged them so you can tell just how much cake I'LL be eating. To whomever made this car. (Insert one word subsistute for praise. Here.)

Oh what a feeling!

May 05, 2006

New Beginnings :: No Energy

Currently Listening To :: Feel It (Jazzy Jeff Remix) :: Black Eyed Peas

It's official. Starting at 6:30am this cold morning, my days as a gentleman of leisure ended as abruptly as they started. I'm both physically and mentally tired, having driven a total of two hours to get to and from work, sandwiching in a day long course on demand planning and supply chain inductions.

I'm too tired to write, so what's the next best thing? Take someone else's writing and co-opt it as my own! Well, not really, but if I only worked 8:30 - 6:00 today, what more for those poor IB kids? Heh - fuck pity, I'm not getting paid nearly as much as them! Enjoy these (extended) snippets.


No sex please, we're bankers

Elizabeth Kazi
21 April 2006
Australian Financial Review


Investment banks fear the social habits of their fancy-free young staff are threatening the bottom line, Elizabeth Kazi writes.

They are young, work long hours and have plenty of cash to spare. But organisational psychologists worry how long the new Gordon Geckos of the investment banking world can do without sex - well, sex as part of a long-term meaningful relationship, anyway.

The sharemarkets and economy have been running so strongly that deal-makers have been working around the clock with little time for love.

And with investment banks struggling to stop go-getters jumping ship to high-paying local rivals or worse, heading overseas, the poor love lives of their young staff are threatening the bottom line.

What's more, "No sex please, we're investment bankers" is hardly a good slogan as recruiters head into universities for the annual round of interviews for next year's intake of graduates.

Tom, not his real name, works at a large investment bank and is single.

In his group, 92 per cent of investment bankers are single.

Within three months of starting the job his previous relationship ended, the overseas training trips - "everybody gets with everybody" - and long hours not making a relationship desirable, he says.

One banker recounts this story: "In training, we had one of the speakers ask us to put up our hand if we were single, and half the group put up their hand. Then he said 'put up your hand if you're in a relationship', and half put up their hand, then he said to them 'right, get ready to join the first group'."

Heartbeat Trends social researcher Vanessa Briese says generation Ys (people in their early to late 20s) are focusing on living the "good life".

"They are delaying marriage and commitment," she says.

"They're not even thinking about marriage, their preference is to go on holidays and have a fling and fun. They much prefer to have 20 relationships while they're young rather than meeting their life or long-term partner at 20 years old."

While hardworking bankers "can develop sophisticated communication skills and a range of skills that would be useful in relationships", they become "too emotionally drained at the end of the day to use them in their [personal] relationship".

Organisational studies senior lecturer at University of Sydney, Grant Michelson, says that high-pressure industries with deadlines, where people go out drinking to celebrate deals or work well done, are the most likely to have inter-office relationships.

"During the course of a person's career, that is between the ages of 18 to 60, the chance of being involved with a co-worker at least once is 80 per cent," says Michelson.

In tough industries, romance is a way to cope. A 2001 survey of 1000 European workers conducted by the Italian Gestalt Institute found that flirting was good for anxiety and stress in the workplace and that an "erotic charge" helped about 70 per cent of workers get through the day.

Many stressed workers prefer to engage in physical rather than emotional relationships that won't have an impact on the long hours, says Michelson.

Corporate dating agencies are ready to make the most of these time-poor professionals who want to meet someone but don't have too much time or energy.

It's Just Lunch launched in Australia three months ago, advertising itself as the "recruiters for your dating life". Director Tania Johnston says that the large population of single professionals in Sydney make it an ideal location to set up shop.