Everybody Explode! :: Can You Believe It?

Currently Listening To :: If I Ruled The World (Instrumental) :: Nas

On rare occasions, sometimes words just don't do something justice, but when you're inspired, even foreign tongues will be easy to comprehend. Tres cool I hear you say, but in the rare occasion where more is less, it's nice to know that there are those out there who feel the same way you do.

Because you know what? Life is HARD!!

But little things make it all better. With this car that I'm thinking of getting, it's like Maria Antonia Josepha Johanna von Habsburg-Lothringen said: "Then let them eat cake!"

Spacious interior
Leather shift gear lever
Environmentally friendly
Quiet and smooth ride and handling European styling
Power windows, mirrors and door locks
Leather steering wheel with audio control
MP3 compatible CD sound system
Choice of 2 fuel efficient engines (1.3L or 1.5L)
Air conditioning
Multiple storage compartments ABS with Electronic Brake-force Distribution (EBD) and Brake Assist (BA)
Safe-T-Cell 60:40 split fold, sliding rear seats
Fold flat rear seats (Hatchback only) & large luggage capacity
Tilt and Telescopic adjustable steering column
Driver’s and front passenger's SRS airbags
Electric Power Steering (EPS)

I mean, you just have to look at the specs - don't they just speak for themselves? I don't even need to post a picture, because the description is just so clear. Can't you see it? Do I need to paint a picture for you?

I've rearranged them so you can tell just how much cake I'LL be eating. To whomever made this car. (Insert one word subsistute for praise. Here.)

Oh what a feeling!