Intellecticious

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This was an actual advertisement run over the weekend in one of Sydney's Metro newspapers. While there's so much wrong yet so much right with cosmetic surgery, one read of this will either have you in stitches or banging on my (virtual) door for the number to ring up and abuse this drivel; just like reality TV, the choice is yours.

If anything, just call me a conduit of (mis)information, holding your attention with salacious words and volumptious verbs. I promise, I won't tell a soul if you don't...

Knock 'em out with your intellect. But get their attention first!

Let's be honest - no one can spot your intellect from a distance. So just because you'd like to be admired for your intelligence doesn't mean you shouldn't look fabulous in the meantime.

If you're thinking about Breast Enhancement Surgery, or any other type of cosmetic surgery, use you intellect to make the right choice. At the XXXXXX Cosmetic Clinic we have both Cosmetic and Plastic Surgeons, each one selected for their expertise in a particular procedure or body zone.

p.s. Apologies for not adding the busty platinum blonde from the advert in; apparently, she's an 'Actual Patient'. Must I do everything? Yeeesh...it's the internet; do some work and find your own soft p0rn!