Wild and Wilder

Currently Listening To :: Secret :: Maroon 5

VAN: "Taj, I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. Write that down."

Sometimes I forget just how much American teen movies can make me smile.

TAJ: "I have a date with Naomi tomorrow night, and I just wanted to bring my 'A' game."
VAN: "Taj, come on, look, that's what I'm here for. Alright? Now, follow my foolproof plan, and I'm going to help you put the bang in Banglapur. All you need are the three fundamentals: Scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. Write that down...Hey, no cock pump."
TAJ: "No cock pump. Barry white."

What's your favourite American Teen flick quote?